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Woah Black Betty Clonazepam Diazepam Shirt
★★★★☆4.8(54 store reviews)
$23.99
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Free shipping to the USA & EuropeTracked delivery on every order
- Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 3 – Nov 5 if you order today
- 30-day returns & exchanges accepted
- Small business brand. Support small.
Printed after you order and shipped in 1–5 business days.
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1–5 daysMade to order
▦ Garment specifications
Material100% ring-spun cotton (heathers are blends)
Fabric weight4.5 oz / 153 GSM
FitClassic, true to size
ConstructionTaped neck & shoulders
Description
Turn up the classic rock with a dose of dark humor in the Woah Black Betty Clonazepam Diazepam Shirt from TeePara. This parody design swaps the famous rock chorus for a roll call of benzos, with bold stacked lettering in white and deep red: Woah Black Betty, Clonazepam, Woah Black Betty, Diazepam, followed by Alprazolam and Lorazepam. Loud, witty and impossible to ignore, it's a perfect pick for pharmacists, nurses, pharmacy techs and rock fans who love a twisted joke.
Why you'll love it
- Bold white and red typography printed with long-lasting inks
- Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
- Classic crew neck and relaxed unisex fit
- Available as Unisex Classic Shirt, Embroidered Shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie and Print Back
- 14 colors and sizes S to 4XL
- Free shipping to the USA & Europe
- A funny gift for healthcare workers, pharmacy students and classic rock lovers
Sizing & care
- Unisex sizing: order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer fit
- Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the print
Parody humor design. Not affiliated with any band, artist or pharmaceutical brand.
US production & delivery window
Every shirt is printed after you order it (1–5 business days), then shipped with tracking. Standard US delivery usually takes 2–10 business days after shipping. Not happy? Return it for any reason within 30 days, return shipping is free. See our Shipping Policy and Return Policy.
Wash & longevity instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.
COMMUNITY VERIFIED FEEDBACK
CUSTOMER REVIEWS
4.8
Based on 54 store reviews
Woah Black Betty Clonazepam Diazepam Shirt$23.99
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STREETWEAR GRAPHICS // ARCHIVE★4.8 (54)
Woah Black Betty Clonazepam Diazepam Shirt
$23.99$33.99TAXES CALCULATED AT CHECKOUT
Free shipping to the USA & EuropeTracked delivery on every order
- Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 3 – Nov 5 if you order today
- 30-day returns & exchanges accepted
- Small business brand. Support small.
In Stock & Ready: Printed after you order and shipped in 1–5 business days.
US Production & Delivery Window
ESTIMATED ARRIVAL
Ships with tracking directly to your door
Streetwear Garment Specs
FABRIC WEIGHT4.5 oz (153 GSM)
MATERIAL100% Ring-Spun Cotton
SILHOUETTEClassic Fit
COLLAR DETAILSTaped Neck & Shoulders
- Tubular construction for a clean, seamless finish
- Direct-to-garment print bonded into the fabric
- True to size fit
Description
Turn up the classic rock with a dose of dark humor in the Woah Black Betty Clonazepam Diazepam Shirt from TeePara. This parody design swaps the famous rock chorus for a roll call of benzos, with bold stacked lettering in white and deep red: Woah Black Betty, Clonazepam, Woah Black Betty, Diazepam, followed by Alprazolam and Lorazepam. Loud, witty and impossible to ignore, it's a perfect pick for pharmacists, nurses, pharmacy techs and rock fans who love a twisted joke.
Why you'll love it
- Bold white and red typography printed with long-lasting inks
- Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
- Classic crew neck and relaxed unisex fit
- Available as Unisex Classic Shirt, Embroidered Shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie and Print Back
- 14 colors and sizes S to 4XL
- Free shipping to the USA & Europe
- A funny gift for healthcare workers, pharmacy students and classic rock lovers
Sizing & care
- Unisex sizing: order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer fit
- Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the print
Parody humor design. Not affiliated with any band, artist or pharmaceutical brand.
30-Day Free Returns
Not happy with your tee? Return it for any reason within 30 days of delivery. We send you a prepaid label, so return shipping by mail is free, and we refund you within 5 business days of receiving it. See our Return Policy.
Wash & Longevity Instructions
• Machine wash cold with the garment turned inside-out.
• Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not iron directly over the graphic.
FIT & STREET REVIEWS
Based on 54 store reviews (4.8★)
Woah Black Betty Clonazepam Diazepam Shirt$23.99 • UNISEX CLASSIC SHIRT / BLACK / S
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