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Sorry You Had A Bad Day You Can Touch My Dick If It Makes It Better Shirt
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WATER-BASED DTG INK

Soft print that breathes with the fabric.

SKU: SORRY-YOU-HAD-A-BAD-DAY-Graphic tee

Sorry You Had A Bad Day You Can Touch My Dick If It Makes It Better Shirt

★★★★★5.0(3 reviews)
$23.99
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Free shipping to the USA & EuropeTracked delivery on every order
  • Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 13 – Nov 15 if you order today
  • 30-day returns & exchanges accepted
  • Small business brand. Support small.
Printed after you order and shipped in 1–5 business days.
Color: White18 colors
Size: S
ⓘClassic fit, true to size. Size up for a looser, oversized look.
30-dayFree returns
SecureSSL checkout
1–5 daysMade to order
▦ Garment specifications
Material100% ring-spun cotton (heathers are blends)
Fabric weight4.5 oz / 153 GSM
FitClassic, true to size
ConstructionTaped neck & shoulders
Description

An adults-only crude humor tee for people with a bold sense of humor.

Product details

  • Design: "Sorry You Had A Bad Day You Can Touch My Dick If It Makes It Better" graphic, printed with water-based DTG ink.
  • Colors: White, Black, Green, Beige, Blue, Bronze, Brown, Red, Orange, Gray, Pink, Rose gold, Gold, Navy, Purple, Silver, Yellow, Military Green.
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL (unisex).
  • Material: Gildan Softstyle 64000, 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²). Heather colors are cotton/polyester blends.
  • Fit: classic unisex fit, crew neck, tear-away label.
  • Certified: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 blank.
  • Pattern: solid-color tee with printed graphic.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

Shipping & returns

Printed after you order and shipped in 1-5 business days. US standard shipping is FREE on every order (Express $4.99). 30-day free returns.

US production & delivery window

Every shirt is printed after you order it (1–5 business days), then shipped with tracking. Standard US delivery usually takes 2–10 business days after shipping. Not happy? Return it for any reason within 30 days, return shipping is free. See our Shipping Policy and Return Policy.

Wash & longevity instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

COMMUNITY VERIFIED FEEDBACK

CUSTOMER REVIEWS

5.0
Based on 3 verified reviews
5★3
4★0
3★0
2★0
1★0
Size guide

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. All tees are a standard classic fit.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S36–3828
M39–4129
L42–4430
XL45–4831
2XL49–5232
3XL53–5633
4XL57–6034
5XL61–6435
Sorry You Had A Bad Day You Can Touch My Dick If It Makes It Better Shirt$23.99
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MADE TO ORDER • USA
Sorry You Had A Bad Day You Can Touch My Dick If It Makes It Better ShirtFRONT OVERVIEW
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STREETWEAR GRAPHICS // ARCHIVE★5.0 (3)

Sorry You Had A Bad Day You Can Touch My Dick If It Makes It Better Shirt

$23.99TAXES CALCULATED AT CHECKOUT
Free shipping to the USA & EuropeTracked delivery on every order
  • Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 13 – Nov 15 if you order today
  • 30-day returns & exchanges accepted
  • Small business brand. Support small.

In Stock & Ready: Printed after you order and shipped in 1–5 business days.

Color: White
Size: S

Classic fit, true to size. Size up for a relaxed, oversized drape.

US Production & Delivery Window

ESTIMATED ARRIVAL
Ships with tracking directly to your door

Streetwear Garment Specs

FABRIC WEIGHT4.5 oz (153 GSM)
MATERIAL100% Ring-Spun Cotton
SILHOUETTEClassic Fit
COLLAR DETAILSTaped Neck & Shoulders
  • Tubular construction for a clean, seamless finish
  • Direct-to-garment print bonded into the fabric
  • True to size fit
Description

An adults-only crude humor tee for people with a bold sense of humor.

Product details

  • Design: "Sorry You Had A Bad Day You Can Touch My Dick If It Makes It Better" graphic, printed with water-based DTG ink.
  • Colors: White, Black, Green, Beige, Blue, Bronze, Brown, Red, Orange, Gray, Pink, Rose gold, Gold, Navy, Purple, Silver, Yellow, Military Green.
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL (unisex).
  • Material: Gildan Softstyle 64000, 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²). Heather colors are cotton/polyester blends.
  • Fit: classic unisex fit, crew neck, tear-away label.
  • Certified: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 blank.
  • Pattern: solid-color tee with printed graphic.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

Shipping & returns

Printed after you order and shipped in 1-5 business days. US standard shipping is FREE on every order (Express $4.99). 30-day free returns.

30-Day Free Returns

Not happy with your tee? Return it for any reason within 30 days of delivery. We send you a prepaid label, so return shipping by mail is free, and we refund you within 5 business days of receiving it. See our Return Policy.

Wash & Longevity Instructions

• Machine wash cold with the garment turned inside-out.

• Tumble dry low or hang dry.

• Do not iron directly over the graphic.

FIT & STREET REVIEWS

Based on 3 verified reviews
Sorry You Had A Bad Day You Can Touch My Dick If It Makes It Better Shirt$23.99 • WHITE / S

Size & Fit Guide

All tees are a standard classic fit. Measurements are of the garment laid flat.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S36–3828
M39–4129
L42–4430
XL45–4831
2XL49–5232
3XL53–5633
4XL57–6034
5XL61–6435
How to measure:Measure flat across the chest 1 inch below the armholes.
  • 5 stars: 3 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Dylan Jones
Looks exactly like the picture

The graphic holds up brilliantly, standard great material. Five stars all the way!

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Dylan Martin
Excellent product

I get so many compliments when I wear this! I've washed it twice and it still looks new.

J
Jordan Lopez
Great print!

Great design and solid material. It shrunk a tiny bit in the wash, but still fits well.