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Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
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SKU: DONT-DRINK-AND-DRIVE-BUTT-Shirt

Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me Shirt

★★★★☆4.7(3 reviews)
$23.99 $33.99 SAVE $10
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Free shipping to the USA & EuropeTracked delivery on every order
  • Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 7 – Nov 9 if you order today
  • 30-day returns & exchanges accepted
  • Small business brand. Support small.
Printed after you order and shipped in 1–5 business days.
Style: Unisex Classic Shirt5 options
Color: Gold14 colors
Size: S
ⓘClassic fit, true to size. Size up for a looser, oversized look.
30-dayFree returns
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1–5 daysMade to order
▦ Garment specifications
Material100% ring-spun cotton (heathers are blends)
Fabric weight4.5 oz / 153 GSM
FitClassic, true to size
ConstructionTaped neck & shoulders
Description

The Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me Shirt is a fun choice for anyone who loves sarcastic humor, bold statements, and graphic tees that get people talking. Featuring the memorable phrase "Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me," this design combines a playful sense of humor with a message about making safer choices. It's a conversation-starting shirt for people who enjoy witty sayings and funny everyday fashion.

Sometimes, the best graphic tees are the ones that make people stop, read, and smile. This funny drinking shirt brings a humorous twist to a familiar safety message. Whether you're hanging out with friends, attending a casual party, enjoying a weekend outing, or relaxing at home, it's an easy way to show off your sense of humor.

If you enjoy sarcastic shirts and funny slogan designs, this tee makes a great addition to your casual wardrobe. Pair it with jeans, shorts, sneakers, or your favorite streetwear pieces for a relaxed look. Its versatile style makes it suitable for different occasions and everyday outfits.

Why you'll love it

  • Funny slogan design: Features the bold message "Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me."

  • Sarcastic humor: A playful design for people who enjoy witty sayings and funny graphic tees.

  • Soft, breathable cotton: Designed for comfortable everyday wear.

  • Quality printed design: Features a sharp print made to keep its appearance with proper care.

  • Classic crew neck: An easy-to-style look for casual outfits.

  • Relaxed unisex fit: A comfortable option for different wardrobes.

  • Multiple styles: Available as Unisex Classic Shirt, Embroidered Shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, and Print Back.

  • 14 color options: Black, White, Red, Orange, Green, Gray, Blue, Navy, Purple, Pink, Yellow, Natural, Gold, and Brown.

  • Inclusive sizing: Available in sizes S to 4XL.

  • Free shipping: Available to customers in the USA and Europe.

A funny slogan for everyday style

A good graphic tee can say a lot without needing a long explanation. This sarcastic quote shirt brings personality to your outfit with a memorable phrase and a humorous twist.

Wear it with your favorite jeans for a simple everyday look, or pair it with shorts and sneakers for a relaxed weekend outfit. You can also layer it under a jacket or hoodie when temperatures drop.

Whether you prefer a classic T-shirt, a cozy sweatshirt, or a comfortable hoodie, you can choose the garment style that matches your personal taste. With several colors available, it's easy to find an option that fits your wardrobe.

This funny slogan tee is also a great conversation starter. It's made for people who enjoy clever humor, unexpected jokes, and clothing that reflects their personality.

The perfect gift for friends with a sense of humor

Looking for a funny gift that stands out from ordinary presents? The Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me tee is a playful gift idea for friends, siblings, coworkers, and family members who enjoy sarcastic humor.

It's a fun choice for:

  • Birthdays and special occasions.

  • Christmas and holiday gifts.

  • Funny gifts for friends.

  • Gifts for people who love sarcastic sayings.

  • Casual parties and social gatherings.

  • Gag gifts and joke-loving friends.

  • Anyone who enjoys funny slogan T-shirts.

Whether you're shopping for someone with a bold sense of humor or adding another funny graphic tee to your own collection, this design brings a playful touch to everyday clothing.

Sizing & care

Finding your preferred fit is easy with sizes ranging from S to 4XL.

  • Unisex sizing: Order your usual size for a relaxed fit.

  • Closer fit: Consider sizing down if you prefer a more fitted look.

  • Machine washing: Wash cold and turn the garment inside out.

  • Drying: Tumble dry on low heat.

  • Print protection: Do not iron directly on the printed design.

Following these simple care instructions helps maintain the look and quality of your shirt.

Shop funny graphic tees at TeePara

Add some personality to your wardrobe with the Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me Shirt from TeePara. Choose your favorite garment style, color, and size to enjoy a funny slogan design made for everyday casual wear.

Wear your humor, share a laugh, and discover more unique graphic tees at TeePara.

This shirt features a humorous slogan. It does not encourage drinking and driving. Never drive under the influence; arrange a sober ride instead.


 

US production & delivery window

Every shirt is printed after you order it (1–5 business days), then shipped with tracking. Standard US delivery usually takes 2–10 business days after shipping. Not happy? Return it for any reason within 30 days, return shipping is free. See our Shipping Policy and Return Policy.

Wash & longevity instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

COMMUNITY VERIFIED FEEDBACK

CUSTOMER REVIEWS

4.7
Based on 3 verified reviews
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Size guide

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. All tees are a standard classic fit.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S36–3828
M39–4129
L42–4430
XL45–4831
2XL49–5232
3XL53–5633
4XL57–6034
5XL61–6435
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me Shirt$23.99
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Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
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Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me funny slogan graphic T-shirt
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STREETWEAR GRAPHICS // ARCHIVE★4.7 (3)

Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me Shirt

$23.99$33.99TAXES CALCULATED AT CHECKOUT
Free shipping to the USA & EuropeTracked delivery on every order
  • Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 7 – Nov 9 if you order today
  • 30-day returns & exchanges accepted
  • Small business brand. Support small.

In Stock & Ready: Printed after you order and shipped in 1–5 business days.

Style: Unisex Classic Shirt5 SILHOUETTES
Color: Gold
Size: S

Classic fit, true to size. Size up for a relaxed, oversized drape.

US Production & Delivery Window

ESTIMATED ARRIVAL
Ships with tracking directly to your door

Streetwear Garment Specs

FABRIC WEIGHT4.5 oz (153 GSM)
MATERIAL100% Ring-Spun Cotton
SILHOUETTEClassic Fit
COLLAR DETAILSTaped Neck & Shoulders
  • Tubular construction for a clean, seamless finish
  • Direct-to-garment print bonded into the fabric
  • True to size fit
Description

The Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me Shirt is a fun choice for anyone who loves sarcastic humor, bold statements, and graphic tees that get people talking. Featuring the memorable phrase "Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me," this design combines a playful sense of humor with a message about making safer choices. It's a conversation-starting shirt for people who enjoy witty sayings and funny everyday fashion.

Sometimes, the best graphic tees are the ones that make people stop, read, and smile. This funny drinking shirt brings a humorous twist to a familiar safety message. Whether you're hanging out with friends, attending a casual party, enjoying a weekend outing, or relaxing at home, it's an easy way to show off your sense of humor.

If you enjoy sarcastic shirts and funny slogan designs, this tee makes a great addition to your casual wardrobe. Pair it with jeans, shorts, sneakers, or your favorite streetwear pieces for a relaxed look. Its versatile style makes it suitable for different occasions and everyday outfits.

Why you'll love it

  • Funny slogan design: Features the bold message "Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me."

  • Sarcastic humor: A playful design for people who enjoy witty sayings and funny graphic tees.

  • Soft, breathable cotton: Designed for comfortable everyday wear.

  • Quality printed design: Features a sharp print made to keep its appearance with proper care.

  • Classic crew neck: An easy-to-style look for casual outfits.

  • Relaxed unisex fit: A comfortable option for different wardrobes.

  • Multiple styles: Available as Unisex Classic Shirt, Embroidered Shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, and Print Back.

  • 14 color options: Black, White, Red, Orange, Green, Gray, Blue, Navy, Purple, Pink, Yellow, Natural, Gold, and Brown.

  • Inclusive sizing: Available in sizes S to 4XL.

  • Free shipping: Available to customers in the USA and Europe.

A funny slogan for everyday style

A good graphic tee can say a lot without needing a long explanation. This sarcastic quote shirt brings personality to your outfit with a memorable phrase and a humorous twist.

Wear it with your favorite jeans for a simple everyday look, or pair it with shorts and sneakers for a relaxed weekend outfit. You can also layer it under a jacket or hoodie when temperatures drop.

Whether you prefer a classic T-shirt, a cozy sweatshirt, or a comfortable hoodie, you can choose the garment style that matches your personal taste. With several colors available, it's easy to find an option that fits your wardrobe.

This funny slogan tee is also a great conversation starter. It's made for people who enjoy clever humor, unexpected jokes, and clothing that reflects their personality.

The perfect gift for friends with a sense of humor

Looking for a funny gift that stands out from ordinary presents? The Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me tee is a playful gift idea for friends, siblings, coworkers, and family members who enjoy sarcastic humor.

It's a fun choice for:

  • Birthdays and special occasions.

  • Christmas and holiday gifts.

  • Funny gifts for friends.

  • Gifts for people who love sarcastic sayings.

  • Casual parties and social gatherings.

  • Gag gifts and joke-loving friends.

  • Anyone who enjoys funny slogan T-shirts.

Whether you're shopping for someone with a bold sense of humor or adding another funny graphic tee to your own collection, this design brings a playful touch to everyday clothing.

Sizing & care

Finding your preferred fit is easy with sizes ranging from S to 4XL.

  • Unisex sizing: Order your usual size for a relaxed fit.

  • Closer fit: Consider sizing down if you prefer a more fitted look.

  • Machine washing: Wash cold and turn the garment inside out.

  • Drying: Tumble dry on low heat.

  • Print protection: Do not iron directly on the printed design.

Following these simple care instructions helps maintain the look and quality of your shirt.

Shop funny graphic tees at TeePara

Add some personality to your wardrobe with the Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me Shirt from TeePara. Choose your favorite garment style, color, and size to enjoy a funny slogan design made for everyday casual wear.

Wear your humor, share a laugh, and discover more unique graphic tees at TeePara.

This shirt features a humorous slogan. It does not encourage drinking and driving. Never drive under the influence; arrange a sober ride instead.


 

30-Day Free Returns

Not happy with your tee? Return it for any reason within 30 days of delivery. We send you a prepaid label, so return shipping by mail is free, and we refund you within 5 business days of receiving it. See our Return Policy.

Wash & Longevity Instructions

• Machine wash cold with the garment turned inside-out.

• Tumble dry low or hang dry.

• Do not iron directly over the graphic.

FIT & STREET REVIEWS

Based on 3 verified reviews
Don't Drink and Drive But If You Do Call Me Shirt$23.99 • UNISEX CLASSIC SHIRT / GOLD / S

Size & Fit Guide

All tees are a standard classic fit. Measurements are of the garment laid flat.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S36–3828
M39–4129
L42–4430
XL45–4831
2XL49–5232
3XL53–5633
4XL57–6034
5XL61–6435
How to measure:Measure flat across the chest 1 inch below the armholes.
  • 5 stars: 2 (67%)
  • 4 stars: 1 (33%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Jackson Holden
Hilarious and well-designed

This shirt gets a laugh everywhere I go! The crossed bottles graphic and tilted text are really sharp and clearly printed. Sizing is exactly right and it hasn't shrunk f l-ghsil.

G
Grace Simmons
Great humor, good quality

Bought this for a friend who is a lawyer and he loves it. The 'Call Me' in red really stands out. The fabric is comfortable and breathable. Fun addition to any wardrobe.

S
Sophia Ochoa
A crowd pleaser!

Print quality is impressive—not that heavy, sticky type of graphic. It's holds up in the wash too. True to size, extremely comfortable. Got here very quickly.